Add Smart-Jock To Your Own Underwear

$59.99
Smart-Jock Your Own Underwear
Early Adopter Price - Limited Quantity
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Add Smart-Jock To Your Own Underwear
Product Details

Are you a go-go dancer? Wanna have people tip you by hovering over your body?

• Get digitally tipped by scanning your own underwear (Venmo, PayPal, CashApp)
• Follow someone's social media by scanning their underwear
• Send your contact info by hovering over their undergarment

SCAN THEIR JUNK®
Be an early adopter to the new favorite SMART-JOCK! Send us whatever pair you wanna wear and we'll make it SMART!

This is an early adopter price and will get you access to all Smart-Jock parties in the future.

Program your favorite social media account into your jock-strap, or we'll set up an account on the Smart-Jock social community for you to share with others.

patent pending #63/190,646 - email lukas[a]nhxdesigns.com for more information.

By purchasing this product you agree and understand that anyone who is in close proximity to your Smart-Jock programmable article of clothing will be able to accept data that you request to be programmed into the Smart-Jock article of clothing.

PLEASE LET US KNOW IF YOU NEED YOUR ORDER RIGHT AWAY. THIS IS A PROTOTYPE AND WE ARE WORKING ON THE FINALS. All orders will be processed as fast as possible. Please allow up to a month for delivery.

We will honor a $7 return shipping refund for exchanges. Refunds will be processed after undamaged items are received.


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